Archive for August, 2012

60 Thoughts on Turning 60 (From Your 35-year-old Niece)

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

You can finally start shoplifting because if old people get caught shoplifting they can just act confused and store employees let them go. Someone is going to refer to you as ... Read more..

Ruby and Eme Create an Existential Crisis (A Play in One Act)

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Scene:  A car.  Night time.  Melissa drives.  Ruby, 5, and Eme, 3, sit in the back seat. Eme:  Are we there yet? Melissa:  Yes. (Time passes.) Ruby:  Then why are we still driving? Melissa:  Because ... Read more..